It’s funny how ridiculous advertisements seems to follow nativists around. On the News With Views site, which I’ve posted on, they have an ad for a pill that will let you live forever.
Here are some of the ads that run on the William Gheen, ALIPAC radio show:
These are some of the very important things you’ll learn if you tune into William Gheen’s radio show.
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The following ad is apparently just for people who are “in business.” Either way I don’t believe you should leave a cell phone jammed against your head, but if the woman in this ad believes this to the extent she claims you’d think she’d just do without one. The actual item here is basically just a headset for your cell phone, but you’d think we’re putting ourselves and our family at risk if we don’t buy one – or many.
Ad: Hi I’m Aila Jags. I’m in business just like you. I spend a lot of time on my cell phone and I’m very concenred about the potential dangers of cell phone radiation and you should be too. I found dozens of studies around the world linking cell phone use to everything from skin conditions to brain tumors. It’s shocking, it’s scary. Numerous products claim to block cell phone radiation, but do they really? Then I found the wave shield. It’s the only shielding device that has survived rigorous in FTC listed lab and is proven to block up to ninety seven percent of cell phone radiation from entering your sensative inner ear. The wave shield is easy to apply – it fits almost every phone and it really really works. Don’t take chance. Protect yourself. Project your family. The wave shield is only $19.95. Take just a moment. Call and order your wave shield right now. The evidence is growing. Why take a chance? Protect everyone you love. Call now.
Here’s another bogus ad about a “miracle mineral” that will cure all of man’s diseases. Since Gheen allows this on his radio program maybe he should just have all those disease ridden illegals take some and they’d be instantly cured – no harm to us, right?
Ad: Most of mankind’s diseases have now been conquered. This medical breakthrough can save your life or the live of a loved one. Please listen. The answer to AIDS, Hepatitis A,B and C, Malaria, Herpes, TB, most cancers and many more of mankind’s worst diseases has been found. Details of this amazing secret has been freely disclosed in Jim Humble’s book “The Miracle Mineral Supplement of the 21st Century” available at miracle mineral dot org. Read how in five countries of Africa over 75,000 cases of malaria and other diseases were successfully treated with this new mineral supplement. Learn more at miracle mineral dot org. It also works with colds, flu, pneumonia, sore throat, warts, mouth sores and even abscess teeth. Download part one of this amazing book free at miracle mineral dot org. Then, if you’re satisfied, purchase part two for only $9.95 or the hard copy for only $19.95. Please enter RBN when prompted about where you heard about miracle mineral dot org.